i don't like sucking hair
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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