Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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