doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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