Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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