If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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