HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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