woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
