are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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