you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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