I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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