i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
don't judge my taste in strippers
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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