went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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