you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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