I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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