mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
id be glad to
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I don't think brook has ever known best
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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