Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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