need another drink. this is the easiest way
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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