I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Shame is for Republicans.
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