i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
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So close your eyes and enjoy!!
Just close your eyes and go with it. It's going to be ok.
Ha damn my area code....
It can't be that terrible. An HJ is an HJ, afterall
It's all good dude, we all have done things with baby hippos we aren't proud of
please stop representing for 703.
wow thanks NOVA... let's step it up
lmao @ 8:25, a throwback to a text from a few nights ago....
AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHH..I smoke my bong while fat girls rub my DING DONG, AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH
You should be lucky she's calling you anything at all asshole
In my area code too there are all losers here
a HJ is HJ and a BJ is a BJ just when u blow ur wod doin it in her face
tell her that Michael Phelps likes it when girls take it in the face..........say she could earn a gold medal for taking it on the face.......in the face!
once again, embarrased to be from northern virginia.
9:16 hasn't seen Team America: World Police.
it's my area code too... we're all losers here...
Why are guys such fucking pigs?
because we're guys, either shut the fuck up and go with it or get the hell out of the game!!
lmao! this is great
Did you go for a hand full of tit only to find out it was a fat roll?
8:51 your a fucking retard. Go die please
OP at least you didn't fuck her?
I'm ashamed this is my area code :(
8:45? No. A HJ is not just a HJ...much like a BJ is never just a BJ. There is art to it all. And being someone who's been given a painful HJ, I'm not just whistlin' Dixie!
I think this is my favorite text of all time!