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  • So close your eyes and enjoy!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:22am
  • Just close your eyes and go with it. It's going to be ok.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:54am
  • Ha damn my area code....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:55am
  • It can't be that terrible. An HJ is an HJ, afterall

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:45am
  • lmao @ 8:25, a throwback to a text from a few nights ago....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:24am
  • You should be lucky she's calling you anything at all asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:04pm
  • AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHH..I smoke my bong while fat girls rub my DING DONG, AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:51am
  • It's all good dude, we all have done things with baby hippos we aren't proud of

    Submitted by BlackoutBandit on Mar 26, 10 at 4:43pm
  • In my area code too there are all losers here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:06am
  • a HJ is HJ and a BJ is a BJ just when u blow ur wod doin it in her face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:28am
  • tell her that Michael Phelps likes it when girls take it in the face..........say she could earn a gold medal for taking it on the face.......in the face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:27am
  • once again, embarrased to be from northern virginia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:09pm
  • please stop representing for 703. Sincerely, Everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:53am
  • 9:16 hasn't seen Team America: World Police.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:43pm
  • wow thanks NOVA... let's step it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:21pm
  • it's my area code too... we're all losers here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:34am
  • Why are guys such fucking pigs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:03pm
    • because we're guys, either shut the fuck up and go with it or get the hell out of the game!!

      Submitted by 703_Repin on Mar 17, 10 at 11:10pm
  • lmao! this is great

    Submitted by purrkittypurr on Apr 13, 10 at 12:50pm
  • Did you go for a hand full of tit only to find out it was a fat roll?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:25am
  • 8:51 your a fucking retard. Go die please OP at least you didn't fuck her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:16am
  • I'm ashamed this is my area code :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:36pm
  • 8:45? No. A HJ is not just a HJ...much like a BJ is never just a BJ. There is art to it all. And being someone who's been given a painful HJ, I'm not just whistlin' Dixie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:40am
  • I think this is my favorite text of all time!

    Submitted by oreos on Jul 28, 10 at 11:59pm
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