He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
