I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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