weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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