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  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:05pm

    a garbage man with a iPhone

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:16pm

    Grew up in matawan and taught in rumson... Currently looking for a job lol

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:44am

    Yes I do that all the time!!!

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:13pm

    hahah man, you're awesome. no child left behind.

    • 42 43
      Submitted by heyjm on Mar 3, 10 at 2:28pm

      literally.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:48pm

    A teacher blamed one on me in first grade and I was labeled a nerd from then on. I dropped out in eighth grade and now I'm a garbage man. There ARE consequences!

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:15am

    hahahha i wanna be your friend

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:23pm

    Omg so true! I use this excuse constantly on my bus lol

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:57pm

    Lmao so wrong to blame the kids

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:40am

    i love you and i think youre a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fucking dick head.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:22pm

    12:41 ur a fucking asshole. I hope some lttle kid sees what u wrote,tracks u down,and sticks a acre driver threw ur esophagus slowly and watches u suffer .

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:52pm

    lol 11.49 waste of money? you paying for this shit?

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:45am

    12:43 is probably 12:41 making him/herself feel better about being a failure to society. And he/she also probably gave him/herself a thumbs up. loser.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:43am

    12:41 makes me laugh.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:12am

    there should be a new button saying "good call, bad night"

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:11pm

    Duuuude I teach in central jersey too! Where u from?

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:59am

    i bet this works for veterinarians too.

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:11pm

    Rep Monmouth County NJ

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:49pm

    U f'ing idios ruin this site with dumb texts and big tone name drops This turning into a waste of time and money.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:36pm

    This text kinda sucks.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:36pm

    yo hahahah i go to marlboro. where you teach? Rep Monmouth County NJ ^ straight up yo.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:04am

    Hopefully 12:41 will die of syphilis before he gets to buttfuck anything.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:07am

    Fuck little kids and parents who think their kid is a special piece of shit. Kids deserve it and they will get over it.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:27pm

    and teach them false information, b/c judging from your weak personality probably spent the time you should have been studying lying on your back as some fray boys back up plan. yeah -Premeau

  • 26 26
    Submitted by acarter512 on Dec 12, 11 at 4:06pm

    of course this text would come from my area....

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:41pm

    Who you going to blame when you shit your self

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:46pm

    Monmouth, freehold area? ahah yes.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:14pm

    Monmouth county me too!!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:59pm

    1636 did you graduate yet? I graduated '07. Guaranteed that 95% of my teachers did this. Gotta love Monmouth County

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:40pm

    Hahahaha yessss

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:40pm

    you are breathing in a room with 21 farters in it. Kid farts are nasty. The best part of farting around them is that they are only waist high

  • 37 55
    Submitted by carlyjo12 on Jul 22, 10 at 11:01am

    10:48 you could have switched schools, or not be a pussy and get over it. Everyone gets made fun of.

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:15am

    Nothing wrong with that at all.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:43am

    So grown up, I hope my kids have a teacher like you!

  • 25 36
    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 14, 11 at 2:30am

    Nice to see the teachers are qualified and the next generation is safe.

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:23pm

    At 12:22 I meant a screw driver lol

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:15am

    lol, matt??? is that you??

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:51pm

    hahahaha best text over the week.

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:39am

    Lmao First

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:03am

    3:40 you're fuckin out!!!

  • 32 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:51pm

    I'd vote for you for teacher of the year