the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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Grew up in matawan and taught in rumson... Currently looking for a job lol
hahah man, you're awesome. no child left behind.
a garbage man with a iPhone
hahahha i wanna be your friend
there should be a new button saying "good call, bad night"
Yes I do that all the time!!!
i love you and i think youre a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fucking dick head.
A teacher blamed one on me in first grade and I was labeled a nerd from then on. I dropped out in eighth grade and now I'm a garbage man. There ARE consequences!
Omg so true! I use this excuse constantly on my bus lol
Lmao so wrong to blame the kids
Monmouth, freehold area? ahah yes.
12:43 is probably 12:41 making him/herself feel better about being a failure to society. And he/she also probably gave him/herself a thumbs up. loser.
This text kinda sucks.
12:41 makes me laugh.
of course this text would come from my area....
lol 11.49 waste of money?
you paying for this shit?
Duuuude I teach in central jersey too! Where u from?
Hopefully 12:41 will die of syphilis before he gets to buttfuck anything.
Rep Monmouth County NJ
12:41 ur a fucking asshole. I hope some lttle kid sees what u wrote,tracks u down,and sticks a acre driver threw ur esophagus slowly and watches u suffer .
At 12:22 I meant a screw driver lol
U f'ing idios ruin this site with dumb texts and big tone name drops This turning into a waste of time and money.
Nice to see the teachers are qualified and the next generation is safe.
Monmouth county me too!!
Nothing wrong with that at all.
yo hahahah i go to marlboro.
where you teach?
Rep Monmouth County NJ
^ straight up yo.
you are breathing in a room with 21 farters in it. Kid farts are nasty. The best part of farting around them is that they are only waist high
So grown up, I hope my kids have a teacher like you!
hahahaha best text over the week.
and teach them false information, b/c judging from your weak personality probably spent the time you should have been studying lying on your back as some fray boys back up plan. yeah
lol, matt??? is that you??
10:48 you could have switched schools, or not be a pussy and get over it. Everyone gets made fun of.
i bet this works for veterinarians too.
Who you going to blame when you shit your self
1636 did you graduate yet? I graduated '07. Guaranteed that 95% of my teachers did this.
Gotta love Monmouth County
Fuck little kids and parents who think their kid is a special piece of shit. Kids deserve it and they will get over it.
I'd vote for you for teacher of the year
3:40 you're fuckin out!!!