Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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