Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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