Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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