No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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