her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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