Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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