i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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