I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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