New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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