Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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*standing ovation* take a bow
Legen...wait for it...dary!!
this is the stuff legends are made of
Emmy88, you are repulsive. Does it make you feel good to flaunt your lack of morals in comments on tfln so that boys give you props on shot you probably don't even really do? I hope your night with cookies and your fifty cats is better now that some men unknowingly complimented your nasty ass.
I sense a little anger.....
@Emmy88 1:10- Feel free to come over anytime oh and do you take requests for what type if omelet :P haha
Nah. I'm not jealous, because people who really have those skills don't need to brag about it on tfln. You're still pathetic.
Hats off to u sir. Seriously. U're my hero
sounds like heaven!
your my hero
That just made my day
Cabs ah heyaaa!!!
Let's just call you...VICTORIOUS
I love my city
@Emmy88 1:10 - Please feel free to come over anytime :D hahaha
You are an Adonis
Nope I've done better!! Apparently I am a goddess but I like to leave them with a one nighter to remember by making him an omelette then giving a BJ while he eats it before showing myself out!! Your welcome guys!!
That's a beautiful thong... Kudos
I think I know this girl!!
Have you ever considered putting this on my life is bro?
Emmy88. D: \n:D ya!
You think I'm repulsive because you know of one event from my entire life and absolutely nothing else about me? Save your pathetic DR. Phil logic for someone that gives a fuck!
We love ya, Emmy88, and I think she's jealous ;-)
Make me a sammich!
Reppin' the Chi. I'm so proud!