Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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