So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
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I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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