i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Just pee around me
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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