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i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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