We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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