can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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