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  • 99 39
    Submitted by liquor_n_front on Dec 21, 12 at 5:10pm

    Wait, so she set herself on fire?

  • 55 27
    Submitted by nairbynairb on Dec 22, 12 at 12:35am

    Who calls a washing machine a 'laundry machine'?

    • 31 25
      Submitted by queenv on Dec 22, 12 at 1:08am

      Yeah, some guy called it a "laundry machine". He's not getting married !

  • 51 26
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Dec 21, 12 at 11:58pm

    That's because it was the oven.

  • 47 20
    Submitted by Malarkey on Dec 22, 12 at 10:23am

    Maybe something was wrong with the spinny aroundy warmer machine...

  • 41 30
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Dec 21, 12 at 6:58pm

    Liquor n front wins

  • 42 33
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 21, 12 at 5:04pm

    Worst, she'll become a trophy wife if she is hot.

  • 37 27
    Submitted by okieraider71 on Dec 22, 12 at 7:00am

    Mom--quit trying to microwave your laundry and quit putting cheesecake in the dryer. You are confusing and scaring dad.

  • 38 30
    Submitted by sprints54 on Dec 22, 12 at 12:08pm

    She burned her hands?

  • 37 38
    Submitted by CessnaDriver on Dec 21, 12 at 4:49pm

    Sixty Nine

  • 33 33
    Submitted by liquor_n_front on Dec 22, 12 at 2:27pm

    The dishwasher too, prbly.