Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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