I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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