I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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