And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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