O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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