Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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