What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
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I need you to use more vowels.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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