You can't motorboat a personality
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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