Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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