I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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