Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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