Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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