why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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cause you live at home.... FAIL
Just cuz they have more sex doesn't mean they're better at it...
How do you know it's a girl?
Cause they were FIRST!!!!
because your dad is all hopped up on the little blue pill
Because they are adults. You clearly should be focusing on your studies. Especially grammar. Leave the sex to us grown ups, until you know how to use your big girl words.
Maybe you should ask to join them.
because you live with your parents
I agree with 3:39. And I have something to add: maybe you'd be getting more sex if you were out somewhere trying to get it, instead of sitting at home listening to your parents! Gross!
because your dad has guaranteed vag and you need to work on getting it :P
because there on that x-stacy tripple stacked miamibeans bitch
Yeah I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl for a long time..most recently I thought it was a girl with a mustache
haha, maybe you're fugly. d:
Dear TFLN, please get some classier adverts. I read this site at work.
I think we can all agree the weird looking guy in the pink shirt has to go.
i dunno cuz when i go to visit they are always doing it AGH
You're parents are better at sex cause they've been doing it longer then you have. You get the best sex in middle age, when you actually have experience to build off of thats not alcohol fueled or a one pump chump.
NO! not classier. like this. thats why i read it at work. to get away from lame upscale shit. plus if it was only classy shit then there would be no shit.