i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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