3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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