Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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