So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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