i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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