My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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