The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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