idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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