I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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